It’s New Year’s Eve! Which means two things: people are making very confident promises to themselves, and most of those promises will be politely forgotten in a few weeks. I’m here for optimism — I just prefer it with a plan.
I have my own lofty fitness, savings, business AND creativity goals for 2026 and I’m excited to rip the cellophane off this brand spanking new year. Before you come for me – yes I am well aware that AnYtImE is a gOoD tiMe to sTaRt! but hey shut up, okay? New Years Resolutions can be really fun and motivating. If it’s not your thing, this post simply is not for you. Go look at pictures of my tits on Bluesky instead.
As for the rest of you life-changers out there, I’m opening a small number of spots for a cheeky 2026 Accountability Buddy arrangement.
This is for people who genuinely want support with their health, fitness, creativity or skill-building goals and know that accountability and a little incentive would help them stay consistent.
This is for people who want some company along their journey, someone they can share their wins with.
And most of all, this is for people who have a praise kink.
Rather than a one-size-fits-all setup, this is application based. I want to understand what you’re working towards and why it matters to you, so this stays meaningful (and fun) for both of us – and so I don’t get a bunch of people gaming the system for free chats.
How it works
- This runs for the entirety of 2026.
- You’ll check in with me when you complete a meaningful action aligned with your goal, providing some sort of proof that you have done the thing.
- I respond with encouragement, praise, and motivation.
- Your consistency gets rewarded with more than just praise.
- No shame or judgement for when you miss a check-in – this is a positive space that celebrates the wins.
- No excuses – if you didn’t do the thing, just don’t check in. If you miss a whole month, I will still be here waiting to encourage you when you get back on track.
- We can chat via Email, Bluesky DMs, Snapchat, SMS or Whatsapp – whatever works best for you.
Rewards
- Same-day praise all year from this cutie right here
- 3+ check-in days in a week → a cheeky photo of me
- 12+ check-in days in a month → a video from me and a 20% discount on my *other* services for the following month, up to a discount value of $2000.
What kinds of goals this suits
- Building a regular movement or exercise habit
- Increasing overall activity or fitness
- Eating more intentionally (for example, eating a rainbow or prioritising nourishing meals, remembering to eat 3 meals a day if that’s a struggle for you)
- Showing up consistently for creative projects (writing, art, music, etc.)
- Practising a new skill or learning consistently (languages, coding, craft, etc.)
- Maintaining a daily or weekly self-care or routine habit
This isn’t about perfection, restriction, or extremes. It is about progress, and showing up for something consistently, week after week, so you can pursue what you are passionate about.
If you are interested in this offering, check out the terms and conditions and submit your application over at my website, emberorgana.com/goals.
